I use quotes because she totally knew something was up. However, she didn’t expect to see her friends walking up to the restaurant in full-on 80’s garb. She also didn’t expect that we brought her a snazzy 80s outfit of her own… complete with a curling iron, a giant can of hairspray, blue eyeshadow and hot pink lipstick.
For starters, I must point out that I am actually an unabashed fan of 80s glam rock and jumped at the chance to make my hair as large as possible. I was living out the dreams of my limp-haired 13 year-old self. We’re from Jersey. We know big hair.